IHLW Hardcore Highspots Hour for October 10, 2000 (taped Oct 9th) [Dark Match]: No-Countout-No-DQ-Match: Extreme Sin (Khris Germany, Kit Carson and Kurt Reigns) defeated PG-13 and Hack Myers when Reigns pinned Myers with the Big Hurt in 0:06:37. Rating: 1/2* [Dark Match]: No-Countout-No-DQ-Match: Great Sasuke pinned Kinataru Kanemura with the Thunder Fire Power Bomb in 0:14:11. Rating: **** [Dark Match]: Steve Keirn made Kamikaze submit to a camel clutch in 0:11:49. Rating: DUD Usual open finds Commisioner Liller sitting at ringside by himself. Liller: I couldn't find anyone to do color commentary so I'm doing it by myself this week. Here's what we've got tonight- two big debuts matches, Zandig vs The Wall in a Street Fight, Public Enemy vs Headhunters, and Luger vs Meng for the IHLW Championship in our main event. Cue "The Razor's Edge" by AC/DC. Out comes recent IHLW signee Big Titan...dressed like Razor Ramon, complete with a toothpick. "Big Titan": [in bad Cuban accent] Hey...yo. For those of ya who don't know me, I'm "Da Bad Guy" Razor Ramirez. And if you've never heard of me before, its cause you stupid American pigs don't respect me or El Presidente. And if you don't like that, I got two words for ya- TOUGH SHIT! IAN ROTTEN vs RAZOR RAMIREZ Crowd Interest: 60% Summary: Yor basic power brawl. Finish: Ramirez comes off the ropes and bulldogs Rotten then hits the Razor's Edge powerbomb. No-Countout-No-DQ-Match: Razor Ramirez pinned Ian Rotten with the Razor's Edge in 0:03:11. Rating: -1/2* -commercials- Cue "It Doesn't Matter" by Wyclef Jean. Out comes Ricky Marvin. Marvin: Finalmente, El Rick se ha vuelto a Orlando! Esta noche, El Rick va a poner el smack abajo en los tres perdedores conocidos como La Parka, Mercurio, y Asesino del Hielo! Usted huele lo que está cocinando El Rick? 2/3 FALLS LUCHA MATCH LIZMARK JR, "THE RICK" RICKY MARVIN, y SUPER RATON (tecnicos) vs ICE KILLER, LA PARKA, y MERCURIO (rudos) Crowd Interest: 90% High Points: -the massive heel heat La Parka is drawiing -La Parka rolling through a flying crosssbody by Marvin for two -Marvin avoiding a Parka tope suicida -Parka getting cradled for two by Marvinn on a bodyslam attempt -La Parka going for a rana on Lizmark, bbut getting powerbombed, forcing Ice Killer to make the save -a big brawl on the outside featuring alll six wrestlers -Mercurio hitting the Liger Bomb on Lizmmark, but Marvin making the save -Raton countering a La Parka spinning baackbreaker with spinning headscissors into a cradle for two Notes: Marvin likes Asai bodyblocks. Mercurio likes chokeholds. Everybody likes vertical suplexes. 1st Fall: La Parka twice put Lizmark Jr in a kneelock submission then hit his finisher. 2nd Fall: Raton hits the Huricanrana basicly out of nowhere. 3rd Fall: Marvin blocks an La Parka armbar and takes him down with headscissors. Flying crossbody follows and gets the pin. Two-out-of-three-Falls Match: Lizmark Jr., Ricky Marvin and Super Raton beat Ice Killer, Mercurio and La Parka 2 falls to 1: x Parka beat Lizmark Jr. via the Twisting Bodyblock in 0:08:16 x Super Raton beat Parka via the Huracarrana in 0:18:43 x R. Marvin beat Parka via a flying cross body press in 0:21:23 Rating: * 1/4 In the back, Rocco Rock walks into TPE's locker room with a couple boxes of pizza. He stops and looks stranglely at tag partner Johnny Grunge, who is ripping up a bunch of Mickey Mouse dolls. Rocco: I go the pizzas, but what the hell are you doing? Grunge: That motherf*cker Darryl Woodford in FWF, made me dress up in a f*cking Mickey Mouse outfit, remember? My contract finally finished and I'm celebrating by shredding a bunch of Mickey dolls. I don't think I'll ever be able to visit Magic Kingdom again. Rocco: Hey, don't worry, unless we went on a diet we can't fit on most of the rides anyway... We see some quick taped promos by both Wall and Zandig. Wall blithers some Nazi propaganda, Zandig promises to win one for Mother Russia. STREET FIGHT THE WALL vs ZANDIG Crowd Interest: 75% Summary: Brawling plus several Zandig powerbombs. Wall catches Zandig in a bearhug at one point. Finish: Zandig tries the Siberian Bear Crusher piledriver on a table, but Wall blocks it. Wall tries an elbowdrop through the table, but Zandig moves and the table doesn't break. Zandig hits a series of German suplexes for the finish... [Street Fight]: No-Countout-No-DQ-Match: Zandig and The Wall battled to a double pin in 0:05:24. Rating: -1/2* Quick recap of the history between The Headhunters & Public Enemy, dating back to Labor Day Insanity. FALLS COUNT ANYWHERE THE HEADHUNTERS vs PUBLIC ENEMY (w/ table) Crowd Interest: 70% Summary: Five minutes of brawling with a couple top rope moves thrown in. Then Rocco gets powerbombed on a table that doesn't break. Then a crazy spot with everyone clotheslining everyone else. A bunch of double teaming by the heels sets up the Moonsault by #1 for two. Finish: Grunge attacks the Headhunters with a trash can. TPE dumps #2 over the ropes and he falls through the previously mentioned table. TPE gets their table, sets it up in the ring, and puts #1 on the table. Drive By finishes things. No-Countout-No-DQ-Falls-Count-Anywhere Match: Public Enemy defeated The Head Hunters when Rocco Rock pinned Head Hunter #1 with the Drive By in 0:08:59. Rating: * 1/4 Another clipshow, this one of Luger and Meng beginning with Labor Day Insanity. IHLW CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH LEX LUGER (c) vs MENG Crowd Interest: 40% Summary: Match was utter and total crap and the fans knew it. Finish: Meng piledrives Luger twice and goes for a diving headbutt. Luger moves and hits the Running Forearm Smash to put the fans out of their misery. Lex Luger pinned Meng after the Running Forearm Smash in 0:05:26. Rating: -**** 1/4 (Lex Luger retained the IHLW Championship.) Cue "Ballbreaker" by AC/DC and Extreme Sin does a run in, destroying both guys and concluding with Meng taking a spiked piledriver through the announcers table. But as Luger and Meng get destroyed, Chris the Bambikiller runs down and swipes the IHLW Championship! He takes off through the crowd as we fade to black.