"Lauren's Gone To London"
by Josh Liller
2006

Lauren's gone to London
I just got the message on my phone
Lauren's gone to London
and now I'm feeling a bit alone

Tarantino's on the TV
caught a long train at the tracks
Lauren's gone to London
and it's a month before she comes back

She flew away on Friday
Atlanta airport ate her bag
Elsewhere in the United Kingdom
TheFerrett waved a pink British flag

She went to see The Doctor
wore a shirt that referenced France
saw Welsh poetry on a bulding
It makes me think of Riverdance

Now they say there's bomb plots
possible terrorists on the planes
I don't think anything will happen
but I still hope she makes it home okay

There's cool lightning in the sky
Like artillery in the clouds
Want to call and say look outside
But I remember she's with the English crowd

Harry Potter's castle
Horatio Hornblower's ship
mormons getting married
must be a hell of a neat trip

Lauren went to London
Lauren went to Rome
Lauren went to Paris
And now she's coming home