"Thoughts From Programming Hell" by Josh Liller 2002 COBOL oddball blank old junk this stuff is so boring I feel like snoring really start thinking this ain't for me I don't care my mind is elsewhere Some things make you pull your hair but I'm not there this doesn't cause mental pain just disinterest and disdain I've taken to writing as a way of fighting the bordem-induced sleep seeking me Don't know if it's the teacher or the subject featured