"Ode To Charlie"
by Josh Liller

Once there was a unicorn
and Charlie was his name.
He went to Candy Mountain
and nothing was ever the same.

His voice
it haunts our nightmares.
His YouTube video
made us blind.

The magical leopluridon
sent him on his way
though he was a lazy bastard
and he really wanted to stay.

They found their Candy Mountain
Charlie went to look inside
then everything went dark
and Charlie nearly died.

Those bastards took his kidney
That was the real deal
Now like us Charlie has a scar
that will probably never heal